Clash of clans?

Who fucks with it? Any of my followers? Link up n join “moneybangers”

despookinator:

what if u could put ppl on vibrate like phones so instead of talking 2 u they would just shake

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"Are you scared? Or are you not ready? There is a difference."

Unique Quietness (via villere)

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"I want to be your 1 a.m. fuck and your 1 p.m. lunch date."

Anonymous:
Your dick is probably like a tic tac hahahahhahaha

flutterofitswings:

shwagerr:

That’s probably why your moms mouth is so fresh 

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skylarduquette:

"no" is too serious

"nope" is too casual

"nah" is just right

"Did you kill this man?" "Nah"

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foodtrucker:

i hate cute couples unless they’re 50% me

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